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To: Nick Danger

She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. She can't win. So neener neener neener.
2 posted on 09/03/2006 2:09:13 PM EDT by SouthDakotaGOP

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To: Nick Danger

It is widely known that she can't win.
3 posted on 09/03/2006 2:11:16 PM EDT by OregonGOP

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To: OregonGOP

It is a widely known fact that she can't win.
4 posted on 09/03/2006 2:12:38 PM EDT by MexicanGOP

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To: OregonGOP

After saying "she can't win," mention something about her personal appearance.
5 posted on 09/03/2006 2:14:07 PM EDT by Astroturfer

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1 posted on 09/03/2006 11:16:25 AM PDT by Nick Danger
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To: Nick Danger

How did you get it to look like multiple replies? That's kind of neat.


2 posted on 09/03/2006 11:18:41 AM PDT by mysterio
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I know how, but I won't tell.

Shouldn't it also be posted as a "braking Gnu" story.

(Here's the video.)

4 posted on 09/03/2006 11:30:50 AM PDT by ASA Vet (3.03)
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To: Nick Danger
I had Cooties once. Then my mom sold them at a garage sale.


11 posted on 09/03/2006 11:35:20 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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The old broad looks real pretty on a horse though.


12 posted on 09/03/2006 11:35:59 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: Nick Danger

Dang, Danger you did all that by hand? You need help.


14 posted on 09/03/2006 11:40:10 AM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: Nick Danger

She should have purchased anti-cootie protection, from Kevin Miller, like I did in the third grade. Only one days lunch money and look at me now, I'm completely fine.


18 posted on 09/03/2006 12:03:16 PM PDT by Gumption
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To: Nick Danger
......Her car is ugly and her horse can't talk.....

Well, Just Damn! Her horse can't talk. I really don't care if her car is ugly or not.
But!
Her house can't talk!
Well.....
That settles it! She Can't Win! You've convinced me now!
(Damn! Such a pretty horse too.... and she ain't bad lookin' either)

28 posted on 09/03/2006 12:32:54 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Nick Danger

She can ride but she can't outrun those cooties......LOL

34 posted on 09/03/2006 12:42:19 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (Freedom isn't Free.........Support Our Troops......Thank a Veteran Today)
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To: Nick Danger

I liked the "Harris Does NOT have Cooties" thread much better.


67 posted on 09/03/2006 7:35:22 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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