[G8 Diplomat]

That's kind of a hilarious event, but I've never liked squirrells...there're some of the stupidest creatures on the planet if you ask me (aside from Demcorats). They run out into the middle of the road and stop dead still with a car coming at them at 40 mph. Dumb animals...

[Sacajaweau]

My daughter made road apples out of one. She was about 20 at the time. She cried and cried and finally got ahold of herself.

Three days later, one of my office girls called her as a rep from Cruelty to Animals...and said someone had reported her as hitting a squirrel and not reporting it. Told her that there was a $50 fine. My daughter got fuming bad.

Then Momma picked up the phone and said: "Hi Honey"!! We still like that one!! Now....She aims for them!!