[RichInOC]

You know, frankly, I'm surprised more people don't commit suicide after watching CNN.

[Babu]

You know, frankly, I'm surprised more people don't commit suicide after watching CNN.

Actually, they do, that's the dirty little secret of the Chicken Noodle Network's low ratings -- their viewers keep offing themselves and therefore disappearing from the next ratings sweeps!! But they're room temperature, so they can't be interviewed to find out why they quit watching CNN, so it remains a secret (until now).

The secret of CNN's ever declining ratings is out ...