"..."If this was a 29-year-old male and a 17-year-old female, I would be inclined to order some incarceration,"..."
But since you're a 29 year old hottie, you get a pass.
Don't forget, we had clinton and the entire Drive By Media telling us for three years that oral sex wasn't really sex anyway.
"The informant stated Patch "performed oral sex" on the student, but did not engage in sexual intercourse."
When interviewed for the article, the boy declared, "I did not have sex with that woman." Patch, wearing a blue dress to the hearing confirmed that no sexual intercourse took place.
"..."If this was a 29-year-old male and a 17-year-old female, I would be inclined to order some incarceration,"..."
"But since you're a 29 year old hottie, you get a pass."
And meet me in my office during our 10 minute break!