Ya, joke all you want until you see your children covered in sores and suffering terribly, it's all real funny, ha ha ha, we don't have it so let's poke fun at these poor miserable saps right? Let me tell you, I know from experience, it's a living hell and spreading fast, you might just get a chance to find out, then we'll see how funny it is.
I suspect it's as least as likely I'll get it some day as it is that you'll get yourself a sense of humor. In other words - no chance at all.
I know a lady that just had a ton of blood work done and urine analysis work, it all came back as plant material, the doctors are real confused, I wrote to one of the labs capable of doing a required sophisticated test, they at first reponded in just fine, when I told them that I thought I knew that this was the cause of Morgellons I got another email, very threatening and I never wrote back to them as it scared the crap out of me, I still have the email in fact, needless to say there is a lot going on here, even the CDC is dragging this out try to avoid getting into the middle of this.
If you are, or know anyone suffering from Morgellons disease, PLEASE send them this link. I have information on morgellons disease.
http://ghmd01.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/morgellons-disease/