[Joe 6-pack]

"Actually, the rule was you should only eat shellfish during R months because the seawater is then chilly enough that the bacteria doesn't thrive."

I love prepared shellfish, but my rule for raw oysters is to avoid them on days that end in "y".

[Argus]

I have probably taken my life in my hands a time or two because of my love for fresh raw oysters. But even I would avoid them from the all you can eat buffet.