[sully777]

We're Insane!

[sully777]

It's after midnight when I posted this thread but the Cali-clock at Fresno says it's 37 past 10PM.

[sully777]

See you all this weekend.

[beyond the sea]

http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mariaphotoshoot13jr7cl.jpg

[beyond the sea]

Speaking of "lucky".

[fredhead]

It wouldn't be an October Friday the 13th without...

[Izzy Dunne]

[YouPosting2Me]

Top 20!

Florida vs. Auburn Weekend... Go Gators!

[JRios1968]

Vacation? WHat's that?

Hear, hear!

[Sax]

http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister

The World's Weirdest Gameshow (Japanese)

[nuke rocketeer]

Whenever I hear cymbals, I get a ringing in my ears. My doctor says I have Post-percussion Syndrome.

[CJ Wolf]

Let's go to the waterpark

[Maximus of Texas]

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America Got's Talent?


Safe For Work.

[Poser]

Were you guys aware that there is a Woot-Off going on?

[Lucky9teen]

For your reading pleasure today...and for some cheap thrills...

[lilylangtree]

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, you're going out like that?"

And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."

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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick...from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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The mother superior tells the 3 nuns before they can receive their saint name the nuns had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would not have urges to be bad.

After the 3 nuns return, the mother superior says, "Did you commit your sins?"

They all shake their heads yes.

The first 2 nuns are crying but the 3rd is giggling. The mother superior says to the first one, "What sin did you commit child?"

The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I was just rotten, I picked flowers from someone's garden." The mother
superior says, Go drink the holy water and it will be all right."

The 3rd nun is dancing around in laughter.

The mother superior asks the 2nd nun. Her whole body is shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby."

The mother superior says, "My child drink the holy water and you are forgiven." At this point, the 3rd nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing.

The mother superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?" The 3rd nun is barely able to answer through her tears of laughter, "I peed in the Holy water."

[Petronski]

Morally, intellectually, and now financially
Bankrupt!

[uglybiker]

What if Michael Jackson was Indian?

[lilylangtree]

This is ssssssoooo cute. A takeoff from the movie "Grease" from my little ole Indiana Auntie (don't forget to turn up the speakers) called Greaser Babies:

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/12925/greaserbabies.swf

[monkapotamus]

[Roccus]

Got this in an e-mail;

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?” The blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.”

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...

THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.