[rwfromkansas]

My gf hates my South Park "Respect my authority shirt."

That would have been a "end it" offense in the first 2 weeks of dating, but since it has been 8 months and I am pretty darn sure she is going to be my future wife, I will let it slide.

But, she will take it away from me from my cold, lifeless hands.

[linda_22003]

It sounds like you've never been married. Believe me, if a wife wants a piece of your clothing to disappear, it's going to disappear.

[kevkrom]

I am pretty darn sure she is going to be my future wife, I will let it slide. But, she will take it away from me from my cold, lifeless hands.

Yes, yes, she will. You just don't realize yet that you'll still be breathing at that point.

Learn the following three phrases, and repeat them until you can use them on reflex:

1. Yes, dear.
2. Of course, dear.
3. Whatever you say, dear.