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Austrian nails testicle to roof
The Register (U.K.) ^ | 10/18/06 | Lester Haines

Posted on 10/18/2006 8:43:28 AM PDT by Millee

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To: Millee

Every guy that read this post just squirmed in his seat and made a face..


21 posted on 10/18/2006 8:59:12 AM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (Ok, so changing my name was not such a good idea after all...)
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To: Millee

"Doc, I think I have jock itch."


"Nope, you've got shingles."


22 posted on 10/18/2006 9:00:11 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Ding, ding, ding...

We have a winner. LOL!

23 posted on 10/18/2006 9:02:21 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( I am sitting under my cone of silence, inside a copper wire cage wearing a tin foil hat...)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
ROFL!!
24 posted on 10/18/2006 9:02:25 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Millee

On the bright side, he wasn't about to fall off the roof.


25 posted on 10/18/2006 9:02:29 AM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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To: hispanarepublicana

What a thing to read after just getting out of the sac.


26 posted on 10/18/2006 9:02:59 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Millee
Austrian nails testicle to roof

Well there's 5 words you don't want to see attached together...

27 posted on 10/18/2006 9:04:40 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Millee
his wedding tackle.

Hadn't heard it called that before.

28 posted on 10/18/2006 9:05:57 AM PDT by Dracian
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To: Trampled by Lambs

I did.


29 posted on 10/18/2006 9:09:08 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I just knew you'd have a great reply. Tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. :)))))


30 posted on 10/18/2006 9:11:17 AM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: Millee

Nuts.


31 posted on 10/18/2006 9:12:44 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: Millee


Two testicle threads: Has someone made you angry?
32 posted on 10/18/2006 9:16:07 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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Two testicle threads: Has someone made you angry?

I thought you were supposed to post testicle stories in pairs. Whoops!

33 posted on 10/18/2006 9:19:05 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Millee

LOL good one.


34 posted on 10/18/2006 9:19:42 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Millee

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35 posted on 10/18/2006 9:21:02 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Millee
Austrian nails testicle to roof

This guy needs to work up an act with Tim Thomerson...

...

(tap-tap-tap) Uh, hello? ... Hello? ... Is this thing on? (tap-tap-tap)

36 posted on 10/18/2006 9:22:37 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: Millee

It's Bush's fault. Notice it was an attack on the LEFT testicle. Karl Rove is an evil genius.


37 posted on 10/18/2006 9:24:08 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul (New York Times? Get a rope!)
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To: Millee
Oh great.OSHA already requires hardhats and goggles.

It won't be fun wearing cast-iron jockstraps.

38 posted on 10/18/2006 9:24:44 AM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: hispanarepublicana; Millee; LibertarianInExile; Rennes Templar; speedy; Blurblogger
"Careful with the puns, or the mods will get teste."

You know that tack-y puns are a staple around here. At first I thought it might be difficult to tastefully pun about some guy getting shafted like this, but now I think I've got it in the bag. From the description of the injuries, it sounds like the guy's ability to do any nailing in the future might be severely inhibited.

39 posted on 10/18/2006 9:25:49 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Millee


BBC's classic article on classic nail gun accident (The one that hit the other brain)
40 posted on 10/18/2006 9:31:25 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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