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Austrian nails testicle to roof
The Register (U.K.) ^ | 10/18/06 | Lester Haines

Posted on 10/18/2006 8:43:28 AM PDT by Millee

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To: Freedom4US

I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.

One can hope. Whew! LOL funny!

61 posted on 10/18/2006 2:21:22 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Joe 6-pack; hispanarepublicana; Millee; LibertarianInExile; Rennes Templar; speedy; Blurblogger; ...
I just can't believe nobody's mentioned the problem with this story, the thing that makes it so unbelievable. Based upon the recent history of Austrian foreign policy, I thought it certain someone would point out that Austrians HAVE NO BALLS.
62 posted on 10/18/2006 2:24:44 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Mark Foley is what happens when personal character isn't relevant to voters or party leaders.)
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To: hispanarepublicana; LibertarianInExile; Joe 6-pack; Rennes Templar; Blurblogger

This is truly a penile offense. He must have been prostate with grief afterward.


63 posted on 10/18/2006 2:51:50 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy; hispanarepublicana; LibertarianInExile; Rennes Templar; Blurblogger

I hope his health care provider offered him a package deal. Although the injuries were at first considered wife threatening, he's been given his discharge, but warned that he wouldn't be feeling any stiffness for a while.


64 posted on 10/18/2006 3:02:15 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Froufrou

You are so not right!


65 posted on 10/18/2006 8:37:05 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: Millee

BTTT!


66 posted on 10/20/2006 2:09:22 AM PDT by endthematrix (“Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence.”)
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To: Millee

Wow, I'll bet that felt below-average.


67 posted on 11/03/2006 8:03:28 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." - GW Bush, referring to DNC's lack of a platform on ANYTHING)
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To: Millee

Next time I smack my finger with a hammer, I'll remember this dude and realize that life isn't so bad after all.


68 posted on 11/03/2006 8:04:44 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." - GW Bush, referring to DNC's lack of a platform on ANYTHING)
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