Guess he thought a staple gun wouldn't hold it.
1 posted on
10/18/2006 8:43:29 AM PDT by
Millee
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To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
Your morning squirm ping! ;op
2 posted on
10/18/2006 8:44:30 AM PDT by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
OUCH
To: Millee
Ouch! Talk about 'balls-to-the-wall' .... or roof in this case.
5 posted on
10/18/2006 8:46:00 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
To: Millee
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! OOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHH!
6 posted on
10/18/2006 8:46:10 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Millee
7 posted on
10/18/2006 8:46:54 AM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: Millee
Mother of all painful incidents.
9 posted on
10/18/2006 8:47:49 AM PDT by
afnamvet
(It is what it is.)
To: Millee
Foreman: "Son, when I said we were behind and it was balls to the wall time, this is NOT what I meant..."
10 posted on
10/18/2006 8:49:01 AM PDT by
JamesP81
(The answer always lies with more freedom; not less)
To: Millee
I've read that there are warnings placed on nail guns telling you not to fire it at your head.
But this one,I would think,would have been....obvious.
12 posted on
10/18/2006 8:50:11 AM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: Millee
Hey...wait a minute! It's you again,Millie! I'm beginning to get very worried about you. ;-)
13 posted on
10/18/2006 8:51:37 AM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: Millee
Holy punctured bungee plum Batman!
14 posted on
10/18/2006 8:52:35 AM PDT by
Sax
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Careful with the puns, or the mods will get teste.
15 posted on
10/18/2006 8:52:35 AM PDT by
hispanarepublicana
(Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
To: Millee
17 posted on
10/18/2006 8:53:34 AM PDT by
exile
(Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
To: Millee
I really, REALLY, hate it when that happens. Gotta hurt like the Dickens (pun intended)
I actually have a 2nd cousin ( a very dumb, drunken and drugged 2nd cousin) who managed to shoot himself in the stomach 2 different times with a nail gun while working as a carpenter.
I try to avoid him and his equally bad luck and behavior brother ( dumb enough to roll through a stop sign in front of a cop while drunk, on parole and carrying a handgun [which he threw out the window with the officer in persuit] ) at all costs.
18 posted on
10/18/2006 8:54:35 AM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Millee
To: Millee
Every guy that read this post just squirmed in his seat and made a face..
21 posted on
10/18/2006 8:59:12 AM PDT by
Trampled by Lambs
(Ok, so changing my name was not such a good idea after all...)
To: Millee
"Doc, I think I have jock itch."
"Nope, you've got shingles."
22 posted on
10/18/2006 9:00:11 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
To: Millee
On the bright side, he wasn't about to fall off the roof.
25 posted on
10/18/2006 9:02:29 AM PDT by
kenth
(There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
To: Millee
Austrian nails testicle to roof Well there's 5 words you don't want to see attached together...
To: Millee
his wedding tackle. Hadn't heard it called that before.
28 posted on
10/18/2006 9:05:57 AM PDT by
Dracian
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31 posted on
10/18/2006 9:12:44 AM PDT by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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