[Protagoras]

The most accurate theory I'v heard is: Ther were three shooters, grassy knoll, manhole in front of limo and book depository.

Here's mine, 50 people did it, they were standing right along the street. They were using cloaking devices from the mother ship. They were pissed because Kennedy wanted to send a man to the moon and return him safely to the earth before the decade was out.

And no, I'm not a rocket surgeon, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[upcountryhorseman]

Actually, three shooters would infer a professional hit
which makes a lot of sense. Oswald himself said he was a
"patsy".

[Sloth]

Here's mine, 50 people did it, they were standing right along the street. They were using cloaking devices from the mother ship.

What a load of crap. Here's the real story: Kennedy was killed by John Wilkes Booth. Booth, having faked his own death a century before, used a bio-stasis machine invented by Jules Verne to go into hibernation until his plot was ready to come to fruition (specifically, he was waiting for another southern Democrat named Johnson to become Vice-President). On January 20, 1961, he was thawed out by the great-grandchildren of his old co-conspirators, and he used his professional acting skills to recruit a number of helpers in the plot, including the scapegoat Oswald. I think it's pretty obvious to any honest observer that this is what happened. You can clearly see Booth standing in the crowd in frames 295 through 297 of the Zapruder film, with a receipt for a Carcano rifle protruding from his breast pocket.