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Chuck Norris, company kick up morale in Camp Fallujah, Iraq
Marine Corps News ^
| Lance Cpl. Sean P. McGimty
Posted on 11/02/2006 4:31:21 PM PST by SandRat
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NORRIS VISITS TROOPS -- Martial arts expert and action film star Chuck Norris signs a T-shirt for Cpl. William P. Kessler, 23 of Cedar Park, Texas, at Camp Fallujah, Iraq, Nov. 1. U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Lynn Murillo |
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:31:22 PM PST
by
SandRat
To: 91B; HiJinx; Spiff; MJY1288; xzins; Calpernia; clintonh8r; TEXOKIE; windchime; Grampa Dave; ...
In the Eyes of a Ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Anything you do he's gonna see
So when you're fighting America look behind you
Cause that's where the Ranger’s gonna be!
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:32:17 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: SandRat
I met Mr. Norris once back in the 1980s...cool dude!
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:35:21 PM PST
by
TampaDude
(If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the PROBLEM!!!)
To: SandRat
God Bless Chuck and God bless America
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:35:59 PM PST
by
LtKerst
(Lt Kerst)
To: SandRat
Thanks Sandrat-thanks Chuck.
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:36:35 PM PST
by
unkus
To: SandRat
If it wasn't against the Geneva conventions, we could use Chuck Norris, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, against the terrorists.
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:38:54 PM PST
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: SandRat
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fists.
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:41:40 PM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
To: SandRat
The terrorists are scared to death by the mention of Chuck Norris' mere presence!
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:41:55 PM PST
by
SolidWood
To: SandRat
If we could clone a few Chuck Norrises, our problems with Iran and North Korea would be over very quickly.
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:42:34 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: domenad
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:43:24 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: SandRat
Chuck Norris is 66 years old, he still moves like a guy in his 30's, amazing!
(Weird but I can't help watching his infomercials, then again Christie Brinkley may have somthing to do with that)
TT
To: SandRat
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:48:58 PM PST
by
Squidpup
(liberal - someone who is generous....with your money)
To: SandRat
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:55:13 PM PST
by
angelsonmyside
(Why won't Nancy talk now?)
To: Riley
Chuck NOrris visited the Virgin Islands...now they are known as "The Islands".
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posted on
11/02/2006 4:56:56 PM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
To: Squidpup; All
How did John Kerry's face get that way? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him back in the Seventies.
What happened when Mike Tyson tried to fight Chuck Norris? Tyson got so scared he screamed like a little girl and his voice has been the same ever since.
How come no aliens have ever invaded Earth? They're waiting until Chuck Norris dies so it will be safe for them to come. The trouble is, they don't know that Chuck Norris is immortal.
What does Chuck Norris call Bruce Lee? "The best kid I ever trained."
What's the secret behind thunderstorms? They're actually caused by Chuck Norris after eating Texas chili.
How come Chuck Norris never flies? Because he can just stare at his destination on a map and make it come to him.
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posted on
11/02/2006 5:01:20 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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posted on
11/02/2006 5:10:24 PM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
My fav: "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris"
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posted on
11/02/2006 5:10:30 PM PST
by
BossLady
To: SandRat
“It’s cool to have someone of his stature out here,” said Cpl. Michael E. Hamilton, a scout sniper with 2nd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment. “(The USO) could have sent somebody who had nothing to do with the military, but they sent Chuck Norris.” and there it is...
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posted on
11/02/2006 5:14:33 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Eagle Eye
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard. It's another fist.
To: SolidWood
"The terrorists are scared to death by the mention of Chuck Norris' mere presence!"That's because...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris does not read. He stares the book down until he gets the information.
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