Not new, I know. But,hey, it's a Saturday and the elections are only a few days away. Enjoy!
To: yankeedame
To the top for your bumps.
2 posted on
11/04/2006 7:49:29 AM PST by
Rocko
("Kin ah git me a huntin' license here?" -- Sen. John Kerry, the country man.)
To: yankeedame
Rolling we are laffing with ass off
3 posted on
11/04/2006 7:50:32 AM PST by
pipecorp
( Al Lahsucks...Islam: nothing that a good crusade wouldn't fix .)
To: yankeedame
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR. I'll have to try that line with the Wife someday.
4 posted on
11/04/2006 7:53:29 AM PST by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: yankeedame
To: yankeedame
a-hEhNh.
To: yankeedame
Whats wrong with this one?
"Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride."
Seems be to me OK.
7 posted on
11/04/2006 7:58:47 AM PST by
aft_lizard
(born conservative...I chose to be a republican)
To: yankeedame
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.I'll pull....oh,never mind!
9 posted on
11/04/2006 8:11:16 AM PST by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: yankeedame
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.That's easy for you to say. Ever tried to say, "No walking in the hall with hiking boots during sleeping hours" in German?
Me neither.
10 posted on
11/04/2006 8:14:28 AM PST by
Professional Engineer
(Speel check? What for? It'll just become part of the FReeper lexicon.)
To: yankeedame
In the mid-90s, I worked procurement on some construction projects that were out of Japan. This is when faxes were the primary mode of international communication.
We got a fax from one of our Japanese counterparts directed to one of our suppliers one morning that said:
"Your foot-dragging is taking the starch out of my shirt."
For some reason, I found that absolutely hilarious and kept looking at it and laughing all day.
11 posted on
11/04/2006 8:27:51 AM PST by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: yankeedame
To: yankeedame
A couple I've seen right here in the USA:
On Greeley Tribune vending machines: USE ANY COIN COMBINATION. DO NOT USE PENNIES
Domino's Pizza stores get their crushed red pepper packets in cardboard boxes about 8" square. The label says CRUSHED RED PEPPER.
The box says DO NOT CRUSH
14 posted on
11/04/2006 1:06:20 PM PST by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: yankeedame
"Is very nice!" Regards, Ivan
15 posted on
11/04/2006 1:08:39 PM PST by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: yankeedame; Slings and Arrows; Tulsa Brian
Sign in Japanese public bath: FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB. What about pullets? Are you allowed to pull pullets?
So the young man walk away from the farm store with the chicken in one arm, the rooster in the other and the donkey following close behind. all of a sudden, the donkey stops walking and the man doesnt' know what to do. if he scratches the donkey, he'll have to let one of the birds loose and it'll get away. just then a really pretty girl walks by and the man says to her, "could you hold my cock and pullet while i scratch my ass?"
17 posted on
11/04/2006 2:23:11 PM PST by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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