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Jessica Simpson Mistakenly Hires "Professional Hooker"
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| November 9, 2006 5:55 a.m. EST
| Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter
Posted on 11/09/2006 5:09:03 AM PST by Perdogg
Los Angeles, CA (BANG) - She's a little ditzy on both ends of her blonde curls and just can't ever seem to get it right.
Sources say that Jessica Simpson recently didn't know what she was doing when she accidentally hired a male escort for a blind date.
The blonde singer, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring Internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer. However, she was caught off guard after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a "professional hooker."
(Excerpt) Read more at allheadlinenews.com ...
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She could have had me for FREE!!!!!!!!
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:09:05 AM PST
by
Perdogg
To: Perdogg
Fred Garvin has a web site???
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:09:52 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
To: Xenalyte; theDentist; pissant; abb; MikefromOhio; MotleyGirl70; PennsylvaniaMom
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:10:24 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Democratic Party - The political wing of Al Qaida)
To: Perdogg
Hired a male hooker? Hell, she could have a long career in Congress if she wants.
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:11:19 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Perdogg
You forgot to post the DINGBAT ALERT!
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:12:52 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
To: Perdogg
She didn't really hire him if she didn't pay him.
However, this is a funny article.
To: Perdogg
WE NEED PICS TO DETERMINE GUILT OR INNOCENCE!
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:13:01 AM PST
by
abb
(The Dinosaur Media: A One-Way Medium in a Two-Way World)
To: abb
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:16:17 AM PST
by
maggief
To: abb
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:17:05 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Democratic Party - The political wing of Al Qaida)
To: maggief
10
posted on
11/09/2006 5:17:31 AM PST
by
abb
(The Dinosaur Media: A One-Way Medium in a Two-Way World)
To: Perdogg
Not only not guilty, but COMPLETELY INNOCENT!!
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:18:26 AM PST
by
abb
(The Dinosaur Media: A One-Way Medium in a Two-Way World)
To: Perdogg
If I had a dollar for every time I've accidentally hired a prostitute...
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:19:59 AM PST
by
Sloth
(The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
To: Perdogg
Professional Hooker? Isn't that a bit redundant?
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:21:38 AM PST
by
subterfuge
(Tolerance has become the greatest virtue, and hypocrisy the worst character defect.)
To: Perdogg
From the article,
"It's turned her off the web - and that was her main hobby."
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:22:11 AM PST
by
CheneyChick
(Another College Educated OEF Veteran for President Bush...)
To: subterfuge
That's to differentiate between them and the amateurs...
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:27:28 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(I'm Hegemony Cricket, and I improvised this message.)
To: Perdogg
The blonde singer, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring Internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.
Dream date.
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:27:44 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Mohammed was the L. Ron Hubbard of his time.)
To: Perdogg
"I don't know what that is, but I totally want it."
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:34:16 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Hegemony Cricket
One gets paid a set fee, the other takes donated drinks! ;P
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:36:53 AM PST
by
neb52
To: Perdogg
She is going out with Tony Romo, according to my sources. This is a bona fide Internet rumor. I understand he wants to work on his game management and two minute drill.
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posted on
11/09/2006 5:39:34 AM PST
by
Dysart
To: Perdogg
She could have had me for FREE!!!!!!!!Have at it...
From the neck up I would swear she's a tranny.
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