A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"
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"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"
Very funny - knock-knock jokes are always solid!
Why didn't Saddam Hussein's friends let him drink?
Because he was a mean drunk.