To: Shimmer128
OK: Let's get on a roll here...
Q: What did the Zen Master say to the Hot Dog Vendor?
A: Make me one with everything!
8 posted on
11/23/2006 8:51:13 AM PST by
cjsdoc
(When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns...)
To: cjsdoc
OK: Let's get on a roll here...
Why did the dyslexic chiggin cross the road?
Side the other get to.
(rimshot)
9 posted on
11/23/2006 6:45:38 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: cjsdoc
Q: What did the Zen Master say to the Hot Dog Vendor?
A: Make me one with everything! Q: What did the Hot Dog Vendor say when the Zen Master asked for his change?
A: Change must come from with in.
13 posted on
11/25/2006 12:31:21 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
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