Of course the "somebody" in the commercial is the SPEAKER not the guy he's speaking to.
Odd sure, it's commercial speak, which tends to be odd. But it ISN'T gay. Unless you go out of your way to deliberate mangle the meaning of every single sentence in the commercial. And if you're going to go that far out of your way to force something to be gay then that makes everything gay. But really it makes nothing gay, it just makes you a person who puts way too much effort into deciding things are gay.
Of course not.... And when we see you and your 'neighbor' in the back yard; I'll just tell my kid:
"That guy is choking and his friend is giving him the heimlich maneuver...." Wink, wink....
Discostu,
You hit that one on the head! I think we may be dealing with a little bit of "latent homosexual tendancies" with our friend Cogadh na Sith. As Shakespeare once said, "Me thinks thou dost protest too much!"