Hello, my name is AmishDude and I'm here to talk to you about the NORTH AMERICAN UNION or NAU. You may be familiar with some of our previous work: the moon landing, Area 51 and, of course, the Kennedy assassination. Our shining moment.
We here at the NAU want to change the way you look at international conspiracies. We want to be your kind of cabal.
We are a diverse group. So many of you perceive us as being a bunch of Jewish bankers. But that's not true. Some of us are Swiss bankers and others are Jewish lawyers.
Not only that, we are looking to make sure that you, the little people, are involved in your conspiracies. For example, the NAU wants your input on our new AMEROs. While those of us who run the conspiracy can't afford to have our faces seen, we want to know whose faces should be on the currency: Santa Ana? Jefferson Davis? The Maple Leaf?
We want to address the concerns of our subjects, uh, citizens. Think of us as YOUR overlords. We aren't just a nameless, faceless cabal.
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Well, we are, but we're YOUR nameless, faceless cabal and we want you to think of us in the same warm and fuzzy way that you think of mom.
Who secretly works for us.
Aren't you late for your Bilderberger meeting?