3 Bimbos Of The Apocalypse: No Clue, No Cares, No Underwear (Spears, Lohan, Hilton)

NY Post ^ | November 29, 2006 | Maureen Callahan

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Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.

Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.

In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.

After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.

Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...

[traditional1]

GREAT TITLE !

Phew......

[TomGuy]

As Jay Leno said, Paris Hilton is turning out to the be smart one of the three. Now that IS scary.

[AngieGOP]

A bit of advice from a mom of three to Britney Spears,1)Drop the bimbo companions,2) wear panties when you leave the house (make sure they are clean; 3)and most importantly, TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!

[taxcontrol]

What I want from Lohan and Speers has nothing to do with intelligence. Hilton you can keep, I like some meat on my gals.

[evad]

heh..

Slut-o-rama would be just as good.

[Slim Pickens]

Am I the ONLY one who is glad she was photographed without her underoos?? ;^)

[Callahan]

I had a chance to get with all three of them, but I sent the Pakistani guy from "That 70s Show" in my place out of concern for venereal disease.

[Lizavetta]

Flashing is nothing new for Britney.

[Tzimisce]

Do any of them need an escort? I'd be happy to do my part. :)

[Vision]

How did you miss this(:

[Vision]

The collective skank power of those three is mind blowing.

[MeanWestTexan]

I prefer "slutocracy."

[VRWCmember]

Do any of them need an escort? I'd be happy to do my part. :)

Hope you've had your shots.

[MNlurker]

This picture is a lot better than the new ones I saw yesterday...I honestly threw up a bit in my mouth.

[Perdogg]

You might want to reconsider after you have seen all three of **them**.

[reagan_fanatic]

What's scary is the legion of slobbering neanderthals who hang on every utterance these willowy airheads belch.

[evets]

Spears latest publicity stunt.

[Ouderkirk]

Better yet, go ahead and swim upstream, but do not spawn.

Your progeny and contributions to the gene pool are not needed and or welcome.

[Callahan]

Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?

[Perdogg]

It's the power of the darkside of the force that no jedi can fight.

[rottndog]

I like some meat on my gals.

You asked for it:

[retrokitten]

3 Bimbos Of The Apocalypse

ROTFLMAO!! This is funniest headline ever!

[Squeako]

"Bimbo Summit" is the greatest caption of all time.

[AppyPappy]

I'm just happy she didn't hang a whole bunch of gear off the old moneymaker. The C section scar was a nice addition.

Very unimpressive.

[hotshu]

Commando used to have a different, and more meaningful, definition. But, then, so did beaver.

[Callahan]

Anybody want to play the f, marry, kill game?

[mountn man]

These three side by side.

What a wind tunnel.

The whistling they hear isn't for them, its from them. As the wind whips through their cavernous craniums.

[Vision]

It's just rancid.

[Ranxerox]

Now that just ain't right, dog...

[BlessedBeGod]

OMG!

[mountn man]

You can take the bimbo out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the bimbo.

[Lizavetta]

This picture is a lot better than the new ones I saw yesterday...I honestly threw up a bit in my mouth

Her C-section scar - still red - is visible in one of the pictures I saw.

[Sterm26]

I've seen all three of these gals' candid photos,....and just about projectile vomited.

[Slim Pickens]

You're right, it looks like someone threw a grenade into a deli...

[Perdogg]

When I saw Lohan's and Spears' I thought I was watching a remake of 'Predator'.

[Slim Pickens]

You're right, it looks like someone threw a grenade into a deli...meat hanging everywhere!

[alloysteel]

The Mother Superior of this order, Madonna, has still not been sufficiently credited here. Without Madonna, these novice priestess of Mammon would never have been inspired to reach such heights.

[t_skoz]

hmmm.... that's a tough one

[maggief]

A cunning stunt?
;)

[Anti-Bubba182]

Lol! I thought so too.

[Dixie Yooper]

and most importantly, TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN

I'm sure she DROPS THEM off before she goes out.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

I always liked Lohan since she was so good in The Parent Trap.

[lilylangtree]

"Bimbo Summit" is accurate. Everytime one of these three open their mouths I shudder at the lack of intelligence and turn the channel quickly.

[MadIvan]

Their collective brainpower couldn't power a single Christmas tree light.

Regards, Ivan

[evets]

Ha ha! She's hinting...

All I want for Xmas!

[BaBaStooey]

Anyone else think that now is the time for Nicole Richie, Hillary Duff, and Christina Aguilera to team up in order to fight these three in one of those neverending battles?

[Ouderkirk]

she didn't hang a whole bunch of gear off the old moneymaker

ROFLMAO !!!

[July 4th]

I think I see the scar from ther caesarean. That's revolting.