is Al Gore a closet muslim?
I think Gore is a little bit of everything but keeps it in the closet.
Speaking of which, I have not seen his wife in a few years. Where is she?
I think Al Gore's too chunky for a closet. But it might be an idea for him to consider. If he were in a closet, he could re-inhale the smoke from his last joint over and over and save money on weed. Maybe someone could pass this suggestion on to one of his advisors.