[SoothingDave]

I think underwear is a shoplifter's best friend. She just got greedy causing a partial collapse of the holding power in the rear.

That's what I need to tell myself in order to sleep peacefully.

[LongElegantLegs]

a partial collapse of the holding power in the rear.

heh heh heh.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think underwear is a shoplifter's best friend.

So I guess this means Britney pays retail.