[SouthernBoyupNorth]

I got a cure for his depression..... .38 Cal

[GSlob]

One thing Spike needs to understand is that he is pointless and worthless. And now he is understanding it.

[Bronzewound]

…except, of course, for the fact that he's going to be incarcerated for the remainder of his days.

That's kind of rolling a grenade under the table, no?

[teenyelliott]

he will soon realize that there is a very bright future awaiting him

OMG, that might be the funniest thing I have read all day.

Your tax dollars hard at work, folks.

I say they reverse his treatment, try to make him so depressed that he "removes" himself, and SAVE the taxpayers some money.

[dfwgator]

"We currently have the patient on a powerful combination of Prozac® and Zoloft®"

May I suggest a powerful combination of Sodium Pentathol, Pancuronium Bromide, and Potassium Chloride?

(For you folks in Rio Linda, that's what they administer during Lethal Injection)

[Mr. Jeeves]

S. A. T. I. R. E. Alert!

[llevrok]

as long as he's willing to invest that time

Hmmm. Bend over in the shower? Work on my depression.
What do I do?

[Gay State Conservative]

Doctor,that's his conscience bothering him.I know that you don't often see that in your prison practice but I thought I'd give you a heads up.

[Spok]

"daily one-hour talk-therapy sessions, in hopes of curbing the relentless feelings of worthlessness and pointlessness that the patient wrestles with daily,"

What could be more worthless than a convicted wife killer, and more pointless than a life sentence without parole? What can you imagine his therapist says to him in these sessions?
"But look on the bright side...you're...I mean, you have...it's...you're right. You suck."