In le home of Les Habitants, the cry goes up- "Huet ... Huet!"
Posted on 12/14/2006 4:31:48 AM PST by secret garden
Oh, thank you-I can turn in my homework as I go out the door-and I'm tired of hearing about that slut, too-
All the media hue and cry
Over the supposed rape at Duke
Of some skank pole dancer
Is enough to make one puke
Now we hear that the "victim"
Had probably pulled a train
With several guys not from Duke
But it was not in vain-
When she found some wealthy boys
She decided it was fair
To falsly accuse them and flaunt
Her much-abused underwear
The image that article evokes makes me sorry I ate breakfast-disgusting!
My Momma sometimes would tell me "Som, it's times like this when I look at hue and cry." ;-P
Plastic pie, plastic pie,
Shot a spastic in the eye!
Jesus heal'd that spastic's eye!
Pretty, pretty plastic pie!
Pretty, pretty plastic pie,
Much more fun than just-plain-pie!
Me, oh my, oh why can't I
Have a pretty piece of pie?
A+ for you! Her story gets more disgusting each day. Do these people not know how to do laundry?
A+ for making me grin.
A+ for you. Zappa?
Zappa...?
Um, that's two words.
SD
Jerry: You know, long dark hair.
George: Flowing?
Jerry: Flowing?
George: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
Jerry: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said?
George: Yeah, that's right.
Jerry: Just clarifying.
George: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
Jerry: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?
George: I'd like to be able to get it out.
Jerry: I think you'll get it out.
George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.
Jerry: She's got a fine cheek.
George: Is there a pinkish hue?
Jerry: A pinkish hue?
George: Yes, a rosy glow.
Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?
Minus points for you. ;)
In le home of Les Habitants, the cry goes up- "Huet ... Huet!"
Well our discussion about fog delays vis a vis days for snow closings is now a moot point.........school has been cancelled.
Good Morning!
Stifle the hue, suppress the cry, and let sleep the dogs of war.
The president will address the issue next year.
Good morning everyone.
If a liberal bed-wetting PETA member didn't want to be recognized in the woods, would she wear a hug and cry jacket when she approached the bear?
Technically? Three words.
Of three letters each.
(We've had words with more letters than the whole phrase today!)
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
(We've had words with more letters than the whole phrase today!)
Well, not everyone can be sesquipedalian.
A+ for you!
Dude, don't use "ass" and "sniff" in the same poem.
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