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Man eats underwear to beat breathlyzer
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/1afb55f3 ^ | old | d'arcy Rickland

Posted on 12/14/2006 10:31:15 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0



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In brief, this is an older article that I could not find posted here.
1 posted on 12/14/2006 10:31:16 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

"Eat my shorts."


2 posted on 12/14/2006 10:31:39 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

"In brief..."

Nice pun.


3 posted on 12/14/2006 10:31:57 AM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/1afb55f3


4 posted on 12/14/2006 10:33:24 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Well, that's one way to try and beat a beathlyzer the Mythbusters didn't try.


5 posted on 12/14/2006 10:33:26 AM PST by Reaganesque
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Just a short story.


6 posted on 12/14/2006 10:33:44 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

"Sir, your breath really smells like...."


7 posted on 12/14/2006 10:33:53 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Reaganesque

Wouldn't it just be easier to eat a Baby Ruth?


8 posted on 12/14/2006 10:34:45 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

That dude's 18? He looks 45.


9 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:10 AM PST by mysterio
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is it just me or does that guy NOT look 18 y.o.?


10 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:21 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (doot...doot...video killed the radio star...doot...doot...)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Gives a new definition to "briefcase."


11 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:25 AM PST by dsmatuska (Pacifism is Evil's greatest ally.)
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To: Reaganesque
Well, that's one way to try and beat a beathlyzer the Mythbusters didn't try.

You're right, they didn't finish the job!

I can't even envision this one, though...

12 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:52 AM PST by Kenton ("The last time I raped Mother Earth all I got was a bad case of wood ticks")
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To: dsmatuska

or "briefscase."


13 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:56 AM PST by dsmatuska (Pacifism is Evil's greatest ally.)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Answers the question, "Boxers or briefs?"


14 posted on 12/14/2006 10:36:01 AM PST by Albion Wilde (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. -2 Cor 3:17)
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To: K4Harty

Nope. He looks 40.


15 posted on 12/14/2006 10:36:09 AM PST by RockinRight (Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. He's a Socialist. And unqualified.)
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Wouldn't it just be easier to eat a Baby Ruth?

Too high-fiber? Try a Tootsie Roll.

16 posted on 12/14/2006 10:36:48 AM PST by Albion Wilde (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. -2 Cor 3:17)
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To: RockinRight

I'm glad it wasn't just me, the first line of the story got me to do a double take.


17 posted on 12/14/2006 10:37:17 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (doot...doot...video killed the radio star...doot...doot...)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0
I guess it beats eating a Boxer......
18 posted on 12/14/2006 10:37:35 AM PST by b4its2late (Liberalism is a hollow log and a mental disorder.)
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To: Reaganesque
I saw that Mythbusters show too , lol :)

Now the Vodka myths , are usually confirmed

19 posted on 12/14/2006 10:38:33 AM PST by DvdMom (Impeach Nifong -)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

ya want eggs with your bacon strips?


20 posted on 12/14/2006 10:38:41 AM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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