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Man eats underwear to beat breathlyzer
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Posted on 12/14/2006 10:31:15 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0

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21 posted on 12/14/2006 10:39:45 AM PST by Cagey (Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock.))
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Did it work?


22 posted on 12/14/2006 10:40:57 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Yep. (See post #21)

He was acquitted.


23 posted on 12/14/2006 10:42:31 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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"Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth then spit it out"

I guess he didn't like the way he tasted.


24 posted on 12/14/2006 10:42:37 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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Down-Underwear.....


25 posted on 12/14/2006 10:42:44 AM PST by BossLady (Islamic Motto: We Love Our Women To Death........)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

LOL! I can just imagine those students trying not to laugh! Don't think I'd have been able to control myself.


26 posted on 12/14/2006 10:42:54 AM PST by Theresawithanh (Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around)
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To: The_Victor
The article says he was acquitted.
27 posted on 12/14/2006 10:44:03 AM PST by secretagent
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"Mr. Zurfluh"

Is he friends with Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr from "The Man With Two Brains."


28 posted on 12/14/2006 10:44:33 AM PST by dfwgator
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The Bengals & Vikings may want to issue their whole team some undapants for such situations.


29 posted on 12/14/2006 10:49:03 AM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: Cagey

He looks just like Dwight Schrute from The Office.


30 posted on 12/14/2006 10:50:44 AM PST by AuH2ORepublican (http://auh2orepublican.blogspot.com/)
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To: b4its2late

Terrible, Terrible image. For shame!


31 posted on 12/14/2006 10:50:47 AM PST by eyedigress
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

ok so was it the cotton, the urine stains or the treadmarks that did the trick.

Or perhaps he made the cop laugh so hard that the test result was misread.


32 posted on 12/14/2006 10:52:54 AM PST by driftdiver
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Is that what they mean by "take a seat"?


33 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen (If someone offers you a penny for your thoughts, tell them "I was thinking how cheap you are")
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A future Governor no doubt.
34 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:43 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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35 posted on 12/14/2006 10:55:14 AM PST by Lucky9teen (If someone offers you a penny for your thoughts, tell them "I was thinking how cheap you are")
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Under where?


36 posted on 12/14/2006 10:56:22 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: Lucky9teen

Hey, the forehead store called!


37 posted on 12/14/2006 10:56:37 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
He was acquitted.

Aquitted, but he still blew a 0.08.

38 posted on 12/14/2006 10:57:37 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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One would hope he nibbled around the skid marks...


39 posted on 12/14/2006 11:03:36 AM PST by Doctor Raoul (Why is the Viagra car in NASCAR a Ford and not a Stretch Limo?)
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To: eyedigress
Sorry. I guess I went overboard on that one.....
40 posted on 12/14/2006 11:08:12 AM PST by b4its2late (Liberalism is a hollow log and a mental disorder.)
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