PATRONS TOSS DEAD CAT THROUGH DRIVE-THRU

Columbus Ledger-Enquirer ^ | 21 December 2006

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - An employee working the drive-through window at a McDonald's will have a tale to tell. When the worker went to the open window thinking the car pulling up had already ordered, the people in the car threw a dead cat through the window, police said. Cedar Rapids Animal Control officer Matt McAtee said the black domestic shorthair appeared to have been dead for a while.

"It looked like somebody had picked it up off the road," McAtee said. Police were called to the restaurant about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday. The people in the car drove off. A description of the car was not available, but employees knew the people in the car, police said. No charges had been filed. The investigation was continuing. McDonald's officials declined comment.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Gets better every day. One McKitty, coming up!

[JennysCool]

MARK TWAIN LIVES!

[RobRoy]

So, is that more, or less destructive than the old baseball bat to the mailbox?

[CWW]

Better check those chicken nuggests for whiskers!

[mikrofon]

Some people donate turkeys to the local food pantry during the holidays, these people were just doing their part...

[RobRoy]

A little trivia:

Woman in shower: "Dear, where's the dead cat?"
Husband: "It's in the soap dish."
Woman: "But there's soap in the soap dish."
Husband: "That's right dear. There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap."
Woman: "Ahh! Ahhhh! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Source?

[reagan_fanatic]

[caver]

"PATRONS TOSS DEAD CAT THROUGH DRIVE-THRU"

If they didn't buy anything I don't think they can be called patrons.

[b4its2late]

[MotleyGirl70]

Sick, sick, sick. Horrible people.

[rawhide]

Right. I think 'contributors' may be the right word.

I guess they believe it is more blessed to give than receive?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Since when does McDonald's serve stir fry?

[conferencecaller]

#9: roadkill combo $4.95

[dfwgator]

I guess they found a 102nd use for a Dead Cat.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Oh, that's a classic photograph. Nice.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Wanna up size that?

LOL

[conferencecaller]

super size? That'd be a dead mountain cat, I believe, rather than a domestic long hair.

[CougarGA7]

Sounds like they need to rethink their restocking procedures.

[4yearlurker]

Roadkill special!


From your grill to our grill.

[aspen64]

They probably can't
swing a dead cat without hitting a
Mickey D's. I know I feel that way
sometimes....