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my favorite toys when I was growing up as kid in rural New England before the liberal invasion were a model 39A marlin .22 rifle , a backpack and a Randall Knife.
as a matter of fact as a "grown up" of 50 years old they are STILL my favorite toys!

Jerry hangs up, there's a pounding on the door.

Jerry: Come in.

More pounding. Jerry opens the door and Kramer backs in carrying a board game.

Kramer: Where can I put this?

Jerry: What is it?

Kramer: It's Risk, Jerry. The game of world conquest. (brushing newspapers off
the table with his foot and setting the game board down) Alright, that's
perfect.

Newman walks in.

Jerry: Kramer, why do you have to (noticing Newman) Hello, Newman.

Newman: Hello, Jerry. Will he take it? I gotta go to work.

Jerry: Take what?

Kramer: The board, Jerry. We've been playing at Newman's for six hours but
he's gotta go.

Jerry: So why don't you leave it at Newman's?

Newman: I wanted to, he won't let me.

Kramer: We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper
with it.

Jerry: So that's here?

Kramer: Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland.

Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.

Kramer: Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in a epic struggle for world
domination. It's winner take all. People cannot be trusted.

Newman: Don't look at me.

Kramer: Oh, I'm looking right at you, big daddy.

Jerry: Alright, soldier boys, let's fall out.

Kramer: Alright, so you're gonna look after it?

Jerry: Yeah, yeah.

Kramer: Stay strong buddy.

Jerry: Yeah.

Kramer: Watch it good.

Jerry: Ok.