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25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays
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| 12-26-2006
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Posted on 12/26/2006 1:18:43 PM PST by RunningWolf
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I found this collection has many www sources, no author and apparently comes out of larger collections of humor.
Have fun
Wolf
To: RunningWolf
"10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."
should be #1 IMHO
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:20:35 PM PST
by
scottdeus12
(Jesus is real, whether you believe in Him or not.)
To: RunningWolf
like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. Good times
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:21:00 PM PST
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Domandred
To: RunningWolf
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:21:39 PM PST
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RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
Grace is the first thing that comes to mind when I see a dog whiz...
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:22:33 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(All I want for Christmas is a new tag line.)
To: Domandred
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
LMAO!
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:22:41 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. LOL! My favorite. But please, someone track down the author and arrest his/her father.
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:23:30 PM PST
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theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: rlmorel
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:24:27 PM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: TASMANIANRED
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
I am in tears!!
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:24:49 PM PST
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RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf
Thanks for a couple of smiles.
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:01 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: RunningWolf
25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays
Aren't these similes?
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:07 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: RunningWolf
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. Sounds like my brother-in-law.........
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:24 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: scottdeus12
That one was my favorite as well......lol
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:26:59 PM PST
by
Husker24
To: RunningWolf
A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine, which is like night.
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:27:34 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Simile and the world similes with you. . . .)
To: RunningWolf
These analogies are as weird as
these.
To: GSlob; RunningWolf
Thanks for a couple of smiles. Thanks for a couple of similes.
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:28:38 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Simile and the world similes with you. . . .)
To: aruanan
I never metaphor I didn't "like."
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:29:17 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Simile and the world similes with you. . . .)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:31:43 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: RunningWolf
Some of those are pretty good actually.
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posted on
12/26/2006 1:59:37 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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