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25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays
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| 12-26-2006
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Posted on 12/26/2006 1:18:43 PM PST by RunningWolf
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To: RunningWolf
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. I've meet this person.
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:00:23 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: scottdeus12
"14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. "
This is the best one...
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:01:56 PM PST
by
dakine
To: BenLurkin
I agree they are as stand alones. Perhaps they gave the wrong effect to the context of the essay they were in ;)
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:14:42 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf; theDentist
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!
Hehehe...I LOVE three in particular:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
LOL...that was great, thank you...:)
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:30:53 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
To: RunningWolf
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Some of these sound like they were written by Dave Barry.
And come to think of it, Maggots Frying in Hot Grease would be a bitchn name for a rock band.
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:44:13 PM PST
by
Caramelgal
(Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.)
To: windcliff
To: RunningWolf
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
This one is actually pretty good. At least as good as some of the writing on Sex in the City was.
And I think I dated this guy.
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posted on
12/26/2006 2:50:34 PM PST
by
Caramelgal
(Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.)
To: rlmorel
Yes like these too!
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
ALMO!!
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posted on
12/26/2006 3:24:32 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: Caramelgal
'Second Tall Man' Now that you mention it, it is!
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posted on
12/26/2006 3:26:15 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: Caramelgal
We'll call it 'maggots leaping'.
Now for the first album cover
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posted on
12/26/2006 3:28:17 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.Loved this one.
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posted on
12/26/2006 5:11:56 PM PST
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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posted on
12/26/2006 5:13:59 PM PST
by
zook
(America going insane - "Do you read Sutter Caine?)
To: ShadowDancer
To: Caramelgal
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. That one caused me to wonder how the author knew what maggots fried in hot grease looked like? Experience, perhaps?
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posted on
12/26/2006 8:18:50 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: P-Marlowe; xzins; Corin Stormhands; blue-duncan; Forest Keeper
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posted on
12/26/2006 8:30:55 PM PST
by
Buggman
(http://brit-chadasha.blogspot.com)
To: lesser_satan
I liked it too, well he is right you know.
Its not like we ever hear of shots imaged as drifting about on the breeze as dragonfly's might, buzzing and flitting from lily pad to lily pad.
Oh wait worn wrong analogy there ;)
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posted on
12/26/2006 9:24:37 PM PST
by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: CzarNicky
I've meet this person. Are certain you aren't this person? ;^)>
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posted on
12/26/2006 10:42:47 PM PST
by
Swordmaker
(Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
To: RunningWolf
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. This thread is entirely too deep until I get my caffeine levels up. hehehe
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:26:32 AM PST
by
PistolPaknMama
(Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
To: RunningWolf
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:29:33 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
To: Buggman
Thanks for the ping, Buggman. Pretty good stuff. :)
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