[TigerLikesRooster]

The guy and the hooker, both of them met their match.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Correction: mutual assured destruction --> mutually assured destruction

[Androcles]

Well, I've worked and holidayed in Ashburton and I can honestly say that there's bugger all else to do in Ashburton! The only interesting thing in the area, apart from some great fishing, is the local MP who gets up his party's nose for overly blunt speaking on Kyoto, the nuclear ban and Labour's social agenda.

[Vaquero]

the hooker did it all wrong...she should have hired this guy.

[rogue yam]

What happens in a dispute with a prostitute, a tractor and an Ashburton mum? A three-way stoush and a day in court.

I wonder what one of those will set you back in Ashburton?

[Thrownatbirth]

dangerous driving of a tractor, five counts of unlawful taking, three of burglary, and incurring debt by deception.

The DA certainly had some time on his hands.

[SIDENET]

Don't bring a car to a tractor fight?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Not a ping?

[tlb]

The farmboy on the tractor should be informed that isn't how you plow a prostitute.

[DainBramage]

Confuscious say "It not the row you ho...but the ho you row.