Seriously now. When I was a kid we sang his to the tune of 'Battle Hymn of the Republic':
Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Hid behind the door
With a loaded .44
And she ain't teaching no more.
And then we would all laugh and giggle. Even the teachers didn't think of that as a serious threat.
I remember (except we said "hallelujer" LOL). In todays PC whiny society, we would probably be arrested.