[PatrickF4]

My boys will help me shovel the walk, and my snowblower has been waiting to do the driveway for quite a while now. It's just itching to start up and blast that powder into the side yard.

Oh, and I almost forgot. All this cold snap is due to global warming, which is because I have five kids, and a snowblower, and an SUV, because I live in an evil capitalist country that doesn't care about the planet, because the Democrats haven't been in power for a while, because we are all greedy and evil... yea, I almost forgot.

[dirtbiker]

Oh, and I almost forgot. All this cold snap is due to global warming, which is because I have five kids, and a snowblower, and an SUV, because I live in an evil capitalist country that doesn't care about the planet, because the Democrats haven't been in power for a while, because we are all greedy and evil... yea, I almost forgot.

You left out, "It's all Bush's fault!"