I think I am offended. Men can be dogs no matter what their race is. If I were Tom Brady's ex, I would have gotten him to marry me for the baby's sake. (Plus it can't be all that bad waking up to him in the morning)
You are right about all men can be dogs. Although I think Tom Brady is a good looking man, you just can't force a man to marry you. Especially a man like Tom Brady.