Thomas Aloysius is a dumbass!
Oh wait. That's the donkey, isn't it?
The Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act of 1837? My word, that's pretty particular.
So, do you think the donkey had a single malt from the mini bar, or did it go right for the blended whiskey?
There is only one barrister in the world capable of interpreting this arcane and seldom invoked Act in a manner favorable to the accused.
That would be The Honorable Michael M. Corrigan, Esq. He may be reached at Duffy's in Athlone, most evenings. Be warned, Mr. Thomas Aloysius McArney, that this sort of representation is not cheaply bought.