Posted on 03/09/2007 4:57:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen
I've found rare footage of an Alex Jones 9/11 Truther in action !! ( No need to turn on sound. )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvtwKKAZacg
One lady told a friend, "Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a dress."
The other one said, "I've always wondered where you got them."
Have one of those in the aquarium. They do tend to die rather often though!
These are all actual lines from military performance appraisals.
1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
2. A room temperature IQ.
3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
6. As bright as Alaska in December.
7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
8. He's so dense, light bends around him.
9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
10. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
11. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me....
They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me....
I must be a God!
Beautiful, Argee. Absolutely perfect
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