Sheep owner charged with cruelty to animals (77 sheep inside his downtown home)

AP via N&R ^ | Wednesday, March 28, 2007 | AP

[Fierce Allegiance]

Geez, I'm moving down there! The cops wouldn't even notice me with all the weird stuff your neighbors do. I'll just need to lose my funny accent real quickly.

[Slings and Arrows]

Studio re-enactment:

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[river rat]

Must be a Jihadist with his 72+ virgins........

Semper Fi

[Hatteras]

The "Farm"...

I can say I have driven pass this house hundreds of times and I don't recall ever noticing any livestock. Lots of dogs in the neighborhood. You can hear them all start howling late at night when the train passes through.

[Constitution Day]

I'll just need to lose my funny accent real quickly.

No, you wouldn't. That area is chock full of Yankees now!

You would fit in quite nicely.

[new cruelty]

[Fierce Allegiance]

I want to go where they aren't!

[Constitution Day]

I don't know what to tell you — North Carolina has become a popular place to move to.

But what can ya do. Sigh.

[Lady Jag]

Were any of them wearing a

[luvie]

LOL!...so long as it's from Victoria's Secret, why not! :D Sheeple do!

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Looks like a sheep brothel to me.

[Soaring Feather]

Bringing in the sheep.

[007girl]

Heeheee! I need some of those guards for mine!

[Gorzaloon]

Honestly, some people have never seen a {rural}* brothel before..

* (Now here come the substitutions..Aussie, Kiwi, Isle of Wight, Tenessee, Maine, etc..etc,)

[007girl]

I have a sister in Apex....waiting to hear how close she lives to sheep dude!

[andy58-in-nh]

That's just so wrong.

[Hatteras]

Go to google maps and put in her street name. This guy is near the corner of W. Moore and Salem Street (the downtown "historic" district).

[Titan Magroyne]

LOL!

Local news footage showed some of the sheep. I *wish* the poor beasts were merely drunk. The camera lingered on one young adult size sheep that was unsuccessful in its struggle to stand up. Healthy sheep and goats are powerful for their size but are vulnerable as any other grazer when their digestive systems are compromised.

[Lady Jag]

If you want to see more "wrong", tune into the next Freepathon.

[ThreeYearLurker]

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Lead the school team to victory
And take my exams and pass the lot

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Wish I could be like David Watts
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He is the head boy at the school
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And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed

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