Too bad. Jib-Jab is some funny stuff!
Q.What is a Stoner’s Favorite kinda Car?
A Blazer
Q.What Disease Does a Stoner Have when they have short-term memory loss?
A.Potheimers
Q. What did the stoner’s wife say to him before he left for Vietnam?
A. Doobie careful.
Q. What do you call a big hole in the road that smokes pot?
A. A pot hole.
Q. What did the paper say to the weed right before they left?
A. Let’s roll!
Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?
A. Shake and bake.
Q. Why did the hippie cut his lawn?
A. To get some grass.
Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?
A. Weed!
Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
A. Turn off the carousel.
Q. What is the difference between a politician and a stoner?
A. A politician doesn’t inhale....they just suck.
Q. What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside
Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Pass him a Joint
Q. What do you call tokin’ a doobie with your friends?
A. A joint effort.