can't remember why but... smilin bob or the wandering spider would have to help.
Posted on 04/20/2007 9:51:09 AM PDT by pissant
While Tony Snow is busy recuperating (many prayers, Tony), his replacement spokesman is not a man at all. Rather it is a fine looking member of the female species, named Dana Perino.
From Wikipedia:
Perino was born in Evanston, Wyoming, but grew up in Denver, Colorado. She attended Ponderosa High School in Parker, Colorado, a suburb of Denver.[1] Perino graduated from the University of Southern Colorado in 1994 with a bachelor's degree in mass communications and a minor in both political science and Spanish. While attending the university, Perino was active on the debate team and with KTSC. From there, Perino attended graduate school at the University of Illinois, Springfield where she also worked as a daily reporter covering the Illinois Capitol for WCIA-TV, a CBS affiliate.
Perino then went on to work in Washington, D.C. for Representative Scott McInnis of Colorado as a staff assistant before serving nearly four years as the press secretary for Rep. Dan Schaefer (R-CO-Retired), who then chaired a House Commerce subcommittee on Energy and Power.
After Representative Schaefer announced his retirement, Perino moved to England to marry Peter McMahon. After a year in England, Perino and McMahon moved back to the United States and resided in San Diego, California for three years. During that time, Perino worked in the field of high-tech public affairs.
Two months after the September 11, 2001 attacks, Perino returned to Washington, D.C. to serve as a spokesperson for the Department of Justice. Several months later, she was asked to join the White House where she now serves as the Director of Communications for the White House Council on Environmental Quality (CEQ). By statute, the CEQ oversees the implementation of the National Environmental Policy Act, where all federal agencies must complete environmental assessments on their activities before they take action.
A wench is what a pirate ravages. So a wench cannot
possible be the same as a pirate. However, babes look
much better in pirate attire than in ninja attire. IMO
this is the only benefit to being a pirate babe.
can't remember why but... smilin bob or the wandering spider would have to help.
Someone in the future will use this thread to illustrate their disdain for the term “I’d hit it.”
I must say after thorough review.....Yes I would.
You dug one out of the boneyard
Can’t take credit, it was linked on that futuristic “I’m sick and tired of “I’d hit it” tags.”
Outstanding!
Laughed out loud and at length.
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