See, that’s the Army for you. We Navy types just raid the fridge and leave.
Not always.
Back in the 80’s the Japanese police were mystified about a series of burglaries in the Yokosuka area where the residents would come home, or sometimes just wake up and find a “little brown pile” right in the middle of the tatamis.
Yes! A genuine “phantom Sh**er was stalking the town.
The guy they finally busted was a Navy Chief who had over two of his three years shore duty in Japan and had somehow for some reason developed a serious dislike for Japan.
Hey, everyone needs to relieve stress somehow!