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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
www.foxnews.com ^ | Tuesday , May 01, 2007 | Jeanna Bryner

Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle

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To: humblegunner

spider ping


21 posted on 05/01/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: tsowellfan

And be grateful one never bit Bill Clinton. We’d have Billzilla on our hands.


22 posted on 05/01/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT by dirtboy (JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
This could create the basis of totally different X-rated episode of "Spiderman".


23 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:12 PM PDT by capt. norm (Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Well, I know what Rush will be talking about on the third hour tomorrow.


24 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:14 PM PDT by tsowellfan (http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: irish guard
Ha[v]e things well in hand do you?

How did you know I'm holding my wife right now?

25 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:29 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: pax_et_bonum
Salacious Ping?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

26 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:32 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Callahan
I’m sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news.

Don't you think you're being a little rigid?

27 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:35 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: SmithL

Persistance


28 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:44 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: dirtboy

Okay, lots of these post have cracked me up, but yours gets a special award. LOL!!!


29 posted on 05/01/2007 1:47:59 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle (Retired US Marine wife)
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To: SmithL
How do you get it to bite THERE?

Don't ask my first wife.

30 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:03 PM PDT by dirtboy (JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

31 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:03 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

It does give a new meaning to “bite me”


32 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:29 PM PDT by NoBullZone
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To: dirtboy

STDROFLMAO


33 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:45 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Actually, an erection that lasts longer tahn four hours could be your last one ever.....EVER. The reason they tell Viagra (and other ED users) to seek medical assistance is that ...in non medical terms, the blood vessels will never be the same if you don’t make that bon...er...erection go away. You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.


34 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:51 PM PDT by irish guard
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.

I remember those from the ninth grade. They would always seem to happen when staring at the hot looking English teacher and then suddenly be asked to write something on the blackboard.

35 posted on 05/01/2007 1:48:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

If it bites a lawyer, does he get taller?


36 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:08 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh boy......


37 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:19 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: beltfed308

38 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
In case anyone is trying to fine one.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

39 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:38 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: RegulatorCountry

He’s so inflexible.


40 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:40 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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