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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
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| Tuesday , May 01, 2007
| Jeanna Bryner
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and
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KEYWORDS: erection; needanewpet; nothanks; spider; sproing; viagra
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Okay, have fun with this one. Weird news of the day. TMI!
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Unfortunately it causes your mate to kill and eat you.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:28 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
***”The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience...” ***
Um, not the women.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:34 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Making popcorn now, this should be good.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:43 PM PDT
by
hadaclueonce
(shoot low, they are riding Shetlands..)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
I need a new pet, I've gotta get me one of these!!!.....
But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long?
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
sends most victims to the hospital. Not much good unless there are some nauti nurses about...
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:33 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a ...
oh, nevermind.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:38 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
The perfect pet for your honeymoon.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:40 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Is this critter available over the counter at pet stores?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:50 PM PDT
by
beltfed308
(Rudy: When you absolutely,positively need a liberal for President.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
My wife has always been afraid of spiders.
Now she has really good cause.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:02 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Hmm.. I wonder if that spider may have been in Florida in the summer of 2002
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:46 PM PDT
by
tsowellfan
(http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
It’s just a good thing I don’t need this, or other drugs, to achieve bliss.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:50 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: dirtboy
Now you know what a tuffett is.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:45:08 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: irishtenor
Um, not the women. That would be an unfortunate side-effect
To: irish guard
But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long? No, I haven't. What does it sound like, lol?
To: tsowellfan
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:45:52 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Just another Joe
*******It’s just a good thing I don’t need this, or other drugs, to achieve bliss**********
Hae things well in hand do you?...Oooooo, couldn't resist
To: hadaclueonce
I’m sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:09 PM PDT
by
Callahan
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
How do you get it to bite THERE?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:16 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Zakeet
He’ll be comin round the corner when he comes.
et cetera.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:33 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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