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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Unfortunately it causes your mate to kill and eat you.
2 posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:28 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
***”The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience...” ***
Um, not the women.
3 posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:34 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Making popcorn now, this should be good.
4 posted on
05/01/2007 1:42:43 PM PDT by
hadaclueonce
(shoot low, they are riding Shetlands..)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
I need a new pet, I've gotta get me one of these!!!.....
But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long?
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
sends most victims to the hospital. Not much good unless there are some nauti nurses about...
6 posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:33 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a ...
oh, nevermind.
7 posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:38 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
The perfect pet for your honeymoon.
8 posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:40 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Is this critter available over the counter at pet stores?
9 posted on
05/01/2007 1:43:50 PM PDT by
beltfed308
(Rudy: When you absolutely,positively need a liberal for President.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
My wife has always been afraid of spiders.
Now she has really good cause.
10 posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:02 PM PDT by
Zakeet
(Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Hmm.. I wonder if that spider may have been in Florida in the summer of 2002
11 posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:46 PM PDT by
tsowellfan
(http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
It’s just a good thing I don’t need this, or other drugs, to achieve bliss.
12 posted on
05/01/2007 1:44:50 PM PDT by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
How do you get it to bite THERE?
19 posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:16 PM PDT by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: humblegunner
21 posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
This could create the basis of totally different X-rated episode of "Spiderman".
23 posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:12 PM PDT by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, I know what Rush will be talking about on the third hour tomorrow.
24 posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:14 PM PDT by
tsowellfan
(http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
To: pax_et_bonum
Salacious Ping?
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
26 posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:32 PM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
It does give a new meaning to “bite me”
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. I remember those from the ninth grade. They would always seem to happen when staring at the hot looking English teacher and then suddenly be asked to write something on the blackboard.
35 posted on
05/01/2007 1:48:56 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
If it bites a lawyer, does he get taller?
36 posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:08 PM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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