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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
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| Tuesday , May 01, 2007
| Jeanna Bryner
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
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To: irishtenor
The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience...” Um, not the women.
I don't know about that. I remember reading about a woman who had a 3" clitoris.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:41 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:42 PM PDT
by
Shady
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Dang, I hope those poor critters can breed quick or they’re going to extinct before the next Democrat National Committee convention is over!
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:52 PM PDT
by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:50:10 PM PDT
by
ex-snook
("But above all things, truth beareth away the victory.")
To: tacticalogic
To: irish guard
But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long? Let me guess..... rudder?......periscope?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:50:20 PM PDT
by
Ben Mugged
(Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)
To: Caipirabob; Cacique
PINGÅO!
To: irishtenor
Um, not the women. The bite increases BP, so they probably get migraines from it.
If the spider bites both of you, now there's real misery!
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:50:53 PM PDT
by
thulldud
("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
To: PJ-Comix
These days, you seem to be able to do more than just stare at the hot looking English teachers.....
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Ah, yes. A wonderful specimen belonging to the arachnid family Johnsonital Erecticus, I believe.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:51:08 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(If you're conservative, then support a conservative candidate like Duncan Hunter for POTUS.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Does it help if someone sucks out the poison?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:51:30 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Enoch Powell was right.)
To: irish guard
You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection. The same effect is achieved when viewing a nude pic of Helen Thomas.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:51:33 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: Ben Mugged
Damn the torpedo, full speed ahead!
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:51:37 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: irishtenor
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:51:44 PM PDT
by
MeanWestTexan
(Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
To: BenLurkin
Considering that I am of the female persuasion.
I would definitely scream and run.........and send my husband in to do battle.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:52:11 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: RegulatorCountry
I’m sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news. Don't you think you're being a little rigid?
After reading this I think I'll stop at the bar for a stiff one.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:52:35 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle; pax_et_bonum; martin_fierro
To: beltfed308
"Is this critter available over the counter at pet stores?"No, you need to have a prescription for one. I hear you can get those things over the counter in The Bahamas.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:52:42 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: irish guard
You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection. So, one would hear muttering under the breath about shrinkage or a piercing shriek, respectively, depending upon the necessary remedy?
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