[Darkwolf377]

I just played the theme song backwards on my record player. Call me crazy, but here's what I heard:

Someone just called my phone and asked me if I knew your street address.

I'm not trying to be alarmist, but the crazy television suggests you dickybird the cracker weasels.

[Jaysun]

Someone just called my phone and asked me if I knew your street address.

I'm not trying to be alarmist, but the crazy television suggests you dickybird the cracker weasels.

See, my wife said that I was going overboard when I bought the lead-reinforced Brinks truck and moved our family into a heavily fortified bunker, sixty floors below ground level, and stocked with 17 years of food and water. I'm going into our titanium vault (bedroom) to wake her up and see is she still thinks I'm "paranoid".