Scientists say 'Iceman' died from arrow

Associated Press ^ | 6/6/7 | FRANK JORDANS

[Dilbert San Diego]

I suggest a complete investigation of this matter.

[TLEIBY308]

Was there any islamists in the area at that time.

[bannie]

CSI stated, “We’re currently working to determine the caliber.”

[NativeSon]

“A cave painting was found today, documenting the first paleolithic call to ban bows, and certain types of projectile heads, deemed ‘assault arrows’”

but fell short of calling for the much needed "high capacity quiver" ban. When the news was made public, spokespesron for the Stop HCQ, Ungr had this to say, "ungrrrr"

[lmailbvmbipfwedu]

This is brought to by global warming, it’ll be interesting to find out what else is buried under the ice. I hear that some Viking stuff is being found in Greenland.

Water vapor causes 36-90% of the greenhouse effect on earth (Wikipedia under greenhouse gas)

[Silly]

Poor Oetzi. Poor, poor Oetzi.

[HEY4QDEMS]

Don’t look at me, I wasn’t within a hundred miles of that man and I have an alibi.

[Old Professer]

I’d be looking for a family member with a badly damaged arrow in their quiver.

[SJSAMPLE]

Sarah Brady just added this guy to the list of “teenagers” and “children” killed with firearms.

[The Great RJ]

No, he was a victim of climate change (global warming/cooling) or was shot by one of Dick Cheney’s ancestors.

[pabianice]

But... but... primitive people were, you know, so close to nature and everything and spent their time dancing and throwing flowers at one another as they celebrated the primitiveness of their lives. How could this happen??

[onedoug]

Bush’s fault.

[Tallguy]

Any suspects?

Stay tuned to Greta Van Susteren... they're going wall-to-wall on Fox & CNN with the "Who Killed Otzi?" story.

[Little Bill]

Marija Gumbatus(SP) would have been shocked that this happened during the peaceful mother goddess period.

[Wallace T.]

Of course, Oetzi was a white male, so all the cliches about primitive man being in touch with nature are not applicable, as he was obviously a proto-racist, proto-sexist, proto-homophobic despoiler of the environment wannabe.

[lilylangtree]

That’ll teach him to look before crossing.

[Misterioso]

Do you remember which documentary? I have quite a few of them on VHS and DVD and don’t recall seeing this,

[azhenfud]

Man. What a way to commit suicide. Rest in ice.

[presidio9]

[Nachoman]

I still say he's the original Darwin Award Winner, I just can't prove it.

He was cleaning his bow when it went off.