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A man and his wife are sleeping when the doorbell starts ringing, and continues. The man gets up and rushes downstairs to find a drunk ringing the bell.
"What do you want" he asks angrily.
"I need a push." replies the drunk.
"Go sleep it off." says the man.
"I just want a push." says the drunk.
"No." and the door closes. As the man goes upstairs, he hears the drunk "I just want a push".
"What was it?" asks his wife
"A guy wanted me to push his car to get it going. I think he's drunk."
"Do you remember the time WE had to knock on that farmers door when the car died? He let us stay the night and had it running before we woke in the morning. Wouldn't take a dime, just said to help someone else someday. Wouldn't this be your chance to repay the debt???"
The husband thinks on it and reluctantly gets out of bed and goes downstairs. He grabs his coat, slippers and goes outside.
"Allright buddy. I'll give you your push. Where are you?"
"Over here on your swing!"