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During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible.
He confidently stated, “If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible.”

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, “Reverend, I don’t think the Bible mentions anything about PMS.”

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in Scripture. During the following week, he searched
diligently, book- by-book, chapter-by-chapter and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, “Did you find any references to PMS in The Bible?”

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read, “... And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”


155 posted on 07/26/2007 12:48:59 PM PDT by Sonora
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To: Sonora
Q: And how did PMS get that name?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
160 posted on 07/26/2007 3:26:39 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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