[stylin19a]

The Devil is showing Bill Clinton around the 9th ring of hell.
Satan tells Bill he can have any job in the joint, because he appreciates all the business Bill has given him.

Satan shows Clinton a room where everybody shovels coal into the furnaces of hell. Bill’s not interested.

Satan shows him a room where rats are gnawing guts out of everybody. Bill’s not interested.

Satan shows him a room where Bob Dole is buck naked getting a, er,um “Lewinsky” from Monica Lewinsky.

Bill tells the devil Don’t show me no more, this is want I want. Devil asks, are you sure ? Bill says absolutely.

Devil says ..ok Monica, your relief is here.

[Non-Sequitur]

This joke is a bit dated, somewhat sacreligious, but still good.

By coincidence Bill Clinton and Pope John Paul II die on the same day. When the smoke clears the Pope realizes he's standing at the entry way to Hell. The devil sees him standing there and comes over with a very puzzled expression on his face. He assures the Pope that there must be some mistake and goes off to check. He comes back in a few minutes, very apologetic, and explains that there was a mix-up in destinations for him and another person, and that of course the Pope is in the wrong place. He tells the Pope that it'll take about 24 hours to straighten things out. The Pope assures the devil that he understands that 'these things happen' and he spends the 24 hours ministering to the tormented souls in hell, trying to comfort them.

The next morning the devil leads the Pope to a long escalator going up. He thanks the Pope again for his understanding and patience, and directs him to the escalator explaining that it will deposit him outside the Pearly Gates. As the Pope is heading up the escalator, he see Bill Clinton on his way down. They meet half way and pause to chat and renew their acquaintence. The Pope tells Clinton that he's sorry he's headed for Hell, but Clinton shrugs and tells the Pope that Heaven is indeed a wonderful place, and asks the Pope what is the first thing he wants to do there.

"Well," says the Pope, "I come from Poland and as a people we have always had a deep, spiritual relationship with the Mother of God. So I suppose what I'm looking forward most to is meeting the Virgin Mary at last.

Clinton turns and heads down, and calls over his shoulder, "You're a day late."