[prisoner6]

A woman dies and after the funeral the pall bearers are carrying the coffin out of the home when one stumbles, the coffin hits the wall, the lid flys open and the woman sits bolt upright... Amazed her husband shouts, "SHE'S ALIVE!"

She makes a full recovery and lives another ten years before she dies again. After the funeral her husband is following the pall bearers carrying the coffin when he shouts, "THIS TIME WATCH OUT FOR THE DANG WALL!"

prisoner6

[ThreePuttinDude]

Doctor’s funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said,
“I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ......... I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist fainted.